can the united states just chill for one day
Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake
When the final upd8 happens:
Tag your spoilers
TAG YOUR SPOILERS
T A G Y O U R S P O I L E R S
…please. Not everyone will be able to read the update before we inevitably crash the internet. Don’t be an ass. Tag your spoilers.
…whatever u gotta do
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
Reblogging again because this post is so important.
If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL
but can you imagine
"STOP HITTING YOURSELF, STOP HITTING YOURSELF"
it can’t be…
THAT’S A MOTHER FUCKING SCALEMATE I’M DONE
wait but can we just note that this is a black scalemate - which isn’t one of the…
do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person
me in september: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS